This news just in.... on Sunday 25th November, 10 year old Samuel Andrews was swimming in a backyard swimming pool in suburban Sydney, when aliens attacked. They infiltrated his face between his eyes, also trying to gain access through his right inside elbow. The aliens have been identified as Wierd Alien Striped Pests, otherwise known as WASPs.
"At the time of the attack, we thought he was OK", said his distraught mother today. "It was only when he awoke this morning that we realised the WASPs had actually infiltrated his face. Something has to be done before his whole body is overrun!"
The pictures below show a before shot of a happy school boy from the Central Coast of NSW, and then the increasing likeness to a Wierd Alien Striped Pest as the day has progressed.
Samuel Andrews, aged 10, May 2007.
Samuel, aged 10, November 26th, the morning after the attack, when it first became apparent that the Aliens had indeed infiltrated his face.
Samuel later the same day, with the WASP infiltration almost complete.
Samuel's parents, Craig and Cheryl Andrews, will be seeking expert advice this afternoon with the family doctor who it is speculated has been involved in other Alien sightings, infiltrations, and kidnappings. He was unavailable for comment this morning.
Parents are warned to keep their children locked up and in front of the TV instead of running and playing in the great outdoors, as Wierd Alien Striped Pests are likely to be everywhere at this time of year, and will attack at the slightest provocation. Any sightings should be reported to the WASP control team closest to you (listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Pest Control').
